Four Jobs I've Had

Last night, I received the blogger's equivalent of a chain letter.  The Recruiting Animal (whom I like very much) sent me a note saying "Dennis Smith tagged me for his game and now I have to tag you.  You don't have to play.  But here are the rules.  List the following on your blog ..."  Okay.  Since it's Friday.

Four Jobs I've Had:

1. Telemarketer - It was the first time I realized that I could do business over the phone.  My shift supervisor called me The Jewell of the Dial.
2. Rock Drummer - As much fun as you can have without being a telemarketer.  Click here to download an MP3 of my drumming with Mercyland.
3. Frozen Beef Trader - Great job, if you like being only as smart as your dumbest competitor.
4. Marketing Consultant - How to sell abstractions for fun and profit!

Four Movies I Can Watch Over and Over:

1. Passion of the Christ - Coming soon to an iPod near you.  I hope.
2. Saving Private Ryan - I'll never understand why Ryan and Co. don't kneecap the German machine gunner before letting him go.  Or at least break his hands with a rifle butt so that he can't come back later to fight!
3. Gladiator - What we do in life echos in eternity.
4. Stripes - "Chicks really dig me, because I rarely wear underwear, and when I do -- it's usually something exciting."

Four TV Shows I Love to Watch:

1. Seinfeld - Especially the Larry David episodes.
2. Curb Your Enthusiasm - Better than Seinfeld.
3. Sopranos - How easy it is to identify with them!
4. The Apprentice - I hate myself for watching ... but I watch it anyway.

Four Places I've Been on Vacation:

1. Manaus, Brazil
2. Dalian, China
3. Asuncion, Paraguay
4. Belfast, Northern Ireland

Four Favorite Dishes:

1. Sushi
2. Cold cereal
3. Ham and Swiss on rye
4. Zone Bars

Four Places I'd Rather Be:

There's no place like home, which is why I work out of my house in a tee shirt.  Basically, I'm Kramer.  Please keep this particular item confidential -- especially when referring your high-powered friends to me.  Thank you.

Four Bloggers I'm Tagging (in alphabetical order):

1. Andy
2. John
3. Hugh
4. Seth
5. SYP

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